nbc – According to the New York Post the agents for Phillies rookie outfielder John Mayberry Jr. have been trying to get him a date with Antoinette Nikprelaj, an actress and model who played a mermaid in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Here’s the e-mail that Mayberry’s representatives at CAA apparently sent out to Nikprelaj’s agent on his behalf: I imagine you’re familiar with CAA and some of our clients, as we work with Ryan Howard, Roy Halladay, Buster Posey and Andre Ethier among others. I hate to even be sending you this e-mail, and I’m quite embarrassed to say the least, but we have a young client on the Philadelphia Phillies who asked us if we knew any agents at Innovative Artists and could connect him to Antoinette Nikprelaj. I know you’re not a dating or set-up service, but John Mayberry Jr. would love to meet Antoinette or invite her to a baseball game sometime. Would this be possible? Here’s a bio of John to give you some more info on him (he’s a great guy, down-to-earth, humble, Stanford-educated, etc.) Thanks for considering this as you know how this business is and servicing clients.
Aaaaand it turns out she’s married and has a three year-old daughter, but thanks for playing John. Can’t say anything bad about your taste, though…this chick is ludicrously sexy. How did he even notice her? I’m not an expert on Pirates of the Caribbean or anything (I’ve seen 1-2 of them maybe?), but to randomly pick out a bit part Mermaid and say that’s the girl you’re trying to round the bases with is remarkable. Especially when she looks like this. John is obviously great with the female stock market process of buying low and selling high. I bet he’s the right dude to have in your entourage on a long bar night, too. Just picking out diamonds in the darkness left and right, successfully dodging bitches that only look good in certain lighting and pulling the top talent into the circle. Hell, I think I wanna date the guy now. Get at me, Mayberry. Let’s light this town on fire.