John Mayberry, Jr. Using Agent To Help Him Mate With Mermaid
(source: philly.barstoolsports.com)
nbc –
According
to the New York Post the agents for Phillies rookie outfielder John
Mayberry Jr. have been trying to get him a date with Antoinette
Nikprelaj, an actress and model who played a mermaid in “Pirates of the
Caribbean.” Here’s the e-mail that Mayberry’s representatives at CAA
apparently sent out to Nikprelaj’s agent on his behalf: I imagine you’re
familiar with CAA and some of our clients, as we work with Ryan Howard,
Roy Halladay, Buster Posey and Andre Ethier among others. I hate to
even be sending you this e-mail, and I’m quite embarrassed to say the
least, but we have a young client on the Philadelphia Phillies who asked
us if we knew any agents at Innovative Artists and could connect him to
Antoinette Nikprelaj. I know you’re not a dating or set-up service, but
John Mayberry Jr. would love to meet Antoinette or invite her to a
baseball game sometime. Would this be possible? Here’s a bio of John to
give you some more info on him (he’s a great guy, down-to-earth, humble,
Stanford-educated, etc.) Thanks for considering this as you know how
this business is and servicing clients.
Aaaaand it turns out she’s married
and has a three year-old daughter, but thanks for playing John. Can’t
say anything bad about your taste, though…this chick is ludicrously
sexy. How did he even notice her? I’m not an expert on
Pirates of the Caribbean
or anything (I’ve seen 1-2 of them maybe?), but to randomly pick out a
bit part Mermaid and say that’s the girl you’re trying to round the
bases with is remarkable. Especially when she looks like this. John is
obviously great with the female stock market process of buying low and
selling high. I bet he’s the right dude to have in your entourage on a
long bar night, too. Just picking out diamonds in the darkness left and
right, successfully dodging bitches that only look good in certain
lighting and pulling the top talent into the circle. Hell, I think I
wanna date the guy now. Get at me, Mayberry. Let’s light this town on
fire.
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